I've collected some of the stuff I've written and spewed it out here for your enjoyment and/or disgust:
A little poem written as a freshman in high school
An Observation on the Course of Poetry in
Another fit of poetic genius gone awry
Bless Me, Mother, For I Have Sinned:
Women in the Priesthood
An argument for the ordination of Roman Catholic women priests
Why Photographers Say "Say Cheese!"
One answer to this puzzling question
The Info Highwayman
A parody of "The Highwayman" by Alfred Noyes
The Intolerable Fumes of Garlic
A Poeian story of bulbs, mortar, and uxoricide.
Another Poe-like tale told in rhyme
Stanford University’s Athletic Scholarship
An argument for getting rid of athletic merit scholarships
The Legalization of Drugs: Questioning the
Legality of Drug Prohibition
I don't actually agree with everything I say here, but I think it's a compelling argument
A parody of "The Jabberwocky" for Symbolic Systems majors.
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